Rainy Reason for Indian Team Defeats

Indian team captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni today blamed the rain for the defeat in the first Twenty20 international against Australia, saying the wet conditions made it difficult for bowlers.

OK..agreed..


To add to it : we lost to England 4-0 and to Australia 4-0, again due to rain..

It did not rain and so the team had to play and they lost!

Ofcourse even rain could not have prevented India loosing.Because most of these tests ended in 3 days, atmost 4 days..
So 'rain' should have 'rained' continuously for 2 to 3 days to ensure that the team does not loose!

Whatever it is, rain has no excuse..It continues to play a very major part in Indian team's abysmal performances recently..

Self Importance - Very Important : Just a matter of a phone call

Mamata Banerjee has hit out at Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, saying that in 2006, when she was on a hunger strike on the Singur issue, he had come to Kolkata but not even telephoned her.


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Mamataji, our PM knows what an important VVVVVVVVIP you are..!!
He did try to contact you..But there was no network coverage..!!


Next time when our PM visits West Bengal, let's hope and pray that there is more than enough network coverage and that he will visit your Office/Home, will touch your feet, seek blessings, seek guidance on how to run India, how to tackle corruption, how to tackle Team Anna, how to make Indian Test Team win a Test..!!

We will all pray Mamtaji..
Don't worry about that..

Afterall, you are a very important VVVVVVVVIP..(See the number of Vs, if needed will add more Vs..! Very Very Very...upto Infinity)

Please make sure to complain when Obama visits India and does not make a phone call to you..

Gimmicks !! Crocodile Tears !

Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav promises to give jobs to rape victims..

I have a better plan Mulayam Sighjiii....You are promising jobs to rape victims..

Why not :

promise to eliminate rape itself!, - by ensuring more safety and security to women

promise to rehabilitate existing rape victims (yeah, a job will be ok, but will you keep your word,if elected??But then again making such a promise could infact encourage rape, is it not?? There is a chance, right??)

promise to ensure thorough and honest investigations

promise to ensure stringent punishment to those committing this heinous crime..

Above all it will be very nice, if you and other politicians like you don't suddenly remember victims when there is an election around the corner.

People will reject these promises with the contempt they deserve..

These are just election gimmicks..Nothing else..

All political parties have 2 hobbies in common when the reality of elections draws closer : giving away empty promises for FREE, indulge in communal politics!!