One month to fix ALL problems in India

"Give me control of the army. I will show you miracles and set everything right within a month. Just hand over the army to me"  - This is Shiv Sena chief Bal Thackeray speaking in the second of his four-part interview published in party mouthpiece 'Dopaharka Saamna' on Saturday.

OK..So one month of Mr. Bal at the top of the Indian Army and all the problems India faces now will be solved.

Isn't it..

Let me try the monstrous job of identifying the issues faced by India :

1)Poverty

2)Corruption

3)Terrorism

4)Inter-state water sharing problems

5)Black money issues

6)Communalism

7)Regionalism

8) Honor Killings

9)Dowry issues
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Infinity.

Hope he will put behind bars 2 persons who currently are the most dangerous persons as far as India's unity is concerned. And they are :

Udhav Thackeray & Raj Thackeray.

These 2 fellows have been following Mr.Bal's own old tactis and have been engaging in violence against fellow Indians from UP,Bihar, N-E etc..

And may be Mr. Bal Thackeray himself can go to jail - for all the violence his party Shiv Sena has perpetuated till now..

Hope Mr.Bal Thackeray will require only one month to 'get well soon'..