"Money does not grow on trees" -- This will be remembered as the defining motto of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's second term in office.
This discovery may not be of the scale of what Newton discovered when an apple fell from a tree.World-wide appreciation of Mr.Manmohan Singh's discovery is still awaited.
Any way finally, our PM has opened his mouth to do some thing other than eating.
His government might have started looking at the trees for money because even a dinner party he hoisted at his residence to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of UPA-II government has cost the exchequer Rs 28,95,503.
His dear friend Mr.Montek, Planning Commission - who needed Rs 35 Lakh toilets (well, if they are eating like this, Rs 35 Lakh toilets may not be enough), had earlier said some thing like Rs.32/- is enough for a common man for a day. Yes, Rs.32/-.
Even after all the loot and corruption, since enough money was not coming-in, they declared - REFORMS..
REFORMS effectively means loot the people directly - by increasing petrol, diesel, kerosine, cooking gas, electricity bills etc..
People should take it as a challenge and continue to live on Rs.32/day.
Oil companies always says they are incurring losses in crores daily, and they want to raise oil prices almost monthly..
One doubt every body will be having is, if they are incurring losses in crores, daily - why they have not gone bankrupt till now??
On the contrary, when these companies publish their balance sheets, it always indicate profit in crores and crores - probably the government and oil companies are mis-reading the balance sheet. Profit is read as loss, is it!!
May be..
Planning Commissions might be having a separate department to look at areas from which direct loot can be carried-out.. All in the name of reforms..
They might have even looked at trees and scientifically investigated whether money can grow on trees or not.Then told the PM that as of now they could not find any money on trees or could not find a workaround to make trees grow money..
And hence the ultimate discovery 'Money does not grow on trees"..
The government policy is very clear now :
1)As much as possible squeeze the common man, by increasing prices of all essential commodities in the name of reforms, 2) loot, loot and loot public money & have lavish parties, build expensive toilets for government institutions like the Planning Commission etc, etc and etc..
It's also being reported that a government which says there is no money, so need to go for reforms - had it's ministers and officials tour foreign countries at an expense of 678 Crores this year.This is 12 times the figure for the last year..
Does the PM have any thing to say about these blatant loot!! He won't open his mouth to talk on these..
So yes .. continue the happy loot & try and reform common man..
Wishing every body more and more happy 'REFORMS'..
A humble suggestion is - probably look at having a monthly bill for a gas named - Oyxgen..
This discovery may not be of the scale of what Newton discovered when an apple fell from a tree.World-wide appreciation of Mr.Manmohan Singh's discovery is still awaited.
Any way finally, our PM has opened his mouth to do some thing other than eating.
His government might have started looking at the trees for money because even a dinner party he hoisted at his residence to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of UPA-II government has cost the exchequer Rs 28,95,503.
His dear friend Mr.Montek, Planning Commission - who needed Rs 35 Lakh toilets (well, if they are eating like this, Rs 35 Lakh toilets may not be enough), had earlier said some thing like Rs.32/- is enough for a common man for a day. Yes, Rs.32/-.
Even after all the loot and corruption, since enough money was not coming-in, they declared - REFORMS..
REFORMS effectively means loot the people directly - by increasing petrol, diesel, kerosine, cooking gas, electricity bills etc..
People should take it as a challenge and continue to live on Rs.32/day.
Oil companies always says they are incurring losses in crores daily, and they want to raise oil prices almost monthly..
One doubt every body will be having is, if they are incurring losses in crores, daily - why they have not gone bankrupt till now??
On the contrary, when these companies publish their balance sheets, it always indicate profit in crores and crores - probably the government and oil companies are mis-reading the balance sheet. Profit is read as loss, is it!!
May be..
Planning Commissions might be having a separate department to look at areas from which direct loot can be carried-out.. All in the name of reforms..
They might have even looked at trees and scientifically investigated whether money can grow on trees or not.Then told the PM that as of now they could not find any money on trees or could not find a workaround to make trees grow money..
And hence the ultimate discovery 'Money does not grow on trees"..
The government policy is very clear now :
1)As much as possible squeeze the common man, by increasing prices of all essential commodities in the name of reforms, 2) loot, loot and loot public money & have lavish parties, build expensive toilets for government institutions like the Planning Commission etc, etc and etc..
It's also being reported that a government which says there is no money, so need to go for reforms - had it's ministers and officials tour foreign countries at an expense of 678 Crores this year.This is 12 times the figure for the last year..
Does the PM have any thing to say about these blatant loot!! He won't open his mouth to talk on these..
So yes .. continue the happy loot & try and reform common man..
Wishing every body more and more happy 'REFORMS'..
A humble suggestion is - probably look at having a monthly bill for a gas named - Oyxgen..
